Things I’m telling you in advance so it isn’t as devastating when it inevitably comes out in the future. This way I can just say “I know” when any of this is brought up.

True stuff: 11/5/2020 from Facebook
1. I’ve never eaten White Castle. Not even the microwave ones.
2. I have eaten and enjoyed poutine.
3. New England Clam Chowder is the only real clam chowder.
4. Jellyfish fascinate me, but I wouldn’t want one dating my daughter.
5. I was paddled once in school, in the seventh grade. I didn’t die, not even a little bit.


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